How cold is it?

[mhall]

Well I'll tell ya, cold enough that I just had to take a 150,000 BTU space heater and a hand held propane torch to thaw out gear oil that had frozen in a gear box hooked to a 1hp motor. I also added heated oil that I heated in the micro-wave to get it rolling and now it's working fine. People when gear oil freezes it's pretty stupid cold.

[waterdog101]

cranked up the fireplace, poured myself a good cup of coffee, sit in my favorite chair with my little 4 legged friend in my lap, and watched three episodes of GUNSMOKE, I think I've seen every episode of Gunsmoke ever made, but I can watch them over and over, love to watch old Festus in action. any of you guys like the old westerns?

[waterdog101]

sorry I posted in the wrong place, meant to start a thread. but had been reading this post and placed it here by mistake. but this was what I did today, while it was to cold to be outside.

[MrSplitshot]

It's so cold...

I passed a kid on the street and he actually had his pants pulled up.

I passed a Democrat on the street and he had his hands in his OWN pockets.

[DJD]

It's so cold...

I passed a Democrat on the street and he had his hands in his OWN pockets.

Hahaha it's never gonna be that cold!!!

[waterdog101]

I passed a Democrat on the street and he had his hands in his OWN pockets.

first, good joke.
second how could you tell he was a Democrat by just passing him on the street, because he looked different than you? if not then how?

[elnutsmalljaws]

Colder than my ex-wife's personality

[jcb]

first, good joke.
second how could you tell he was a Democrat by just passing him on the street, because he looked different than you? if not then how?

Egads man lighten up.

[HURRICANEBOB]

first, good joke.
second how could you tell he was a Democrat by just passing him on the street, because he looked different than you? if not then how?

Because we were both dumb enough to be out in the cold weather to start with.

[HURRICANEBOB]

It was so cold my F150 turned into a F(-)150.

It was so cold part of my body moved north past my bellie button.

The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!

My long johns had goose pimples.

Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!

[waterdog101]

Egads man lighten up.

I just wondered how he could tell by passing them on the street, I still find it hard to believe they were Democrats, and the three reasons why I find it hard to believe are, first reason was, he only passed by them, second reason, they had their hands in their own pockets, and third, everyone knows a Democrat is to smart to be outside it that kind of weather.