
Originally Posted by
ZoraSpook
Best regards to you too.
Just got thrown out of a bar. Christmas party, I was feeling merry and caroling, when their husbands showed up. I never knew I could fly like Santa Claus. The guys that chucked me got it wrong though. I didn’t come close to a chimney and even twitching my nose didn’t get me back out of that dumpster. So I yelled at them. “ Mary-kist-my-arse”. But they didn’t return the greeting. Just told me to keep to myself with the “ Yule-tide-log” offers.