Remember Roswell,NM incident

[kyfanatic]

Saw this on another forum and thought it was funny

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E.. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

[GeoFisher]

That is good...............I sent it to all my pub friends...........

You think that spaceship will ever come and TAKE THEM BACK.......

[mhall]

That is good...............I sent it to all my pub friends...........

You think that spaceship will ever come and TAKE THEM BACK.......

Absolutely not! They tried to take Michael and Shirly McClain back twice and both times were rejected. This original post is priceless, LMAO.

[bassin_bug]

Saw this on another forum and thought it was funny

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E.. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

The aliens were looking for only one person, Margaret Gore. Approximately 9 months later, on 3-31-1948, they had a bouncing baby idiot...sorry, make that a boy, that was half alien and half politician, they named him Albert Gore, Jr. That's gore as in 'skewered with a horn.' Because his father came from a cold planet he was taught the earth contained some type of global warming. DNA testing proved that he was a politician which caused his brain to be abnormally small and his ego abnormally large. He was certified Alien-American. zzzzzawoooohoooo! Little Al now uses greenhouse gases to travel and visit his father.

Birthdays of the others on the list are:
Hilary Clinton, 10-26-47
John Kerry, 12-11-43
Bill Clinton, 8-19-46
Howard Dean, 11-17-48
Nancy Pelosi, 3-26-40
Dianne Feinstein 6-22-33
Charles Schumer, 11-23-50
Barbara Boxer, 11-11-40

That proves my point that the aliens came to impregnate only one woman.

[kyfanatic]

Now Bug, quit confusing humor with actual facts.

[GeoFisher]

Al now uses greenhouse gases to travel and visit his father.

Using the INTERNET, which he created , and chatting on Facebook, which I'm SURE he CREATED, along with AOL, and Yahoo Messenger.......simply were not effective enough for him.

Hahahahahahahhahahaha.

Later,

Geo

[zx150]

Best laugh I have all day.

[bassin_bug]

Now Bug, quit confusing humor with actual facts.

Sorry about that; I deserve three lashes with wet spaghetti.

[DJD]

The aliens were looking for only one person, Margaret Gore. Approximately 9 months later, on 3-31-1948, they had a bouncing baby idiot...sorry, make that a boy, that was half alien and half politician, they named him Albert Gore, Jr. That's gore as in 'skewered with a horn.' Because his father came from a cold planet he was taught the earth contained some type of global warming. DNA testing proved that he was a politician which caused his brain to be abnormally small and his ego abnormally large. He was certified Alien-American. zzzzzawoooohoooo! Little Al now uses greenhouse gases to travel and visit his father.

Birthdays of the others on the list are:
Hilary Clinton, 10-26-47
John Kerry, 12-11-43
Bill Clinton, 8-19-46
Howard Dean, 11-17-48
Nancy Pelosi, 3-26-40
Dianne Feinstein 6-22-33
Charles Schumer, 11-23-50
Barbara Boxer, 11-11-40

That proves my point that the aliens came to impregnate only one woman.

LOL! That was some great reading.

[Tim_T]

The aliens were looking for only one person, Margaret Gore. Approximately 9 months later, on 3-31-1948, they had a bouncing baby idiot...sorry, make that a boy, that was half alien and half politician, they named him Albert Gore, Jr. That's gore as in 'skewered with a horn.' Because his father came from a cold planet he was taught the earth contained some type of global warming. DNA testing proved that he was a politician which caused his brain to be abnormally small and his ego abnormally large. He was certified Alien-American. zzzzzawoooohoooo! Little Al now uses greenhouse gases to travel and visit his father.

Birthdays of the others on the list are:
Hilary Clinton, 10-26-47
John Kerry, 12-11-43
Bill Clinton, 8-19-46
Howard Dean, 11-17-48
Nancy Pelosi, 3-26-40
Dianne Feinstein 6-22-33
Charles Schumer, 11-23-50
Barbara Boxer, 11-11-40

That proves my point that the aliens came to impregnate only one woman.

I jsut realized a share a birthday with Nancy Pelosi (not the same year). I think I almost puked when I read that.