Retiring to Alaska

[Tim_T]

Got this from another site but it is too funny not to share.

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00…’
‘Great’, says Tom, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’.
‘Not a problem’ says Tom. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. ‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too.’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! I’ll be there. Thanks again.’
‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Tom, warming to the idea. ‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.

[mhall]

Now that's funny as heck, LMAO.

[DJD]

Now that is funny!

[Devils Horse]

Got this from another site but it is too funny not to share.

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.
He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00…’
‘Great’, says Tom, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’.
‘Not a problem’ says Tom. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ‘em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. ‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too.’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! I’ll be there. Thanks again.’
‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Tom, warming to the idea. ‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.

Bwahhafffft!

Thanks...I needed a new keyboard anyway.

[fisheater]

Lolololololololol,best one ive heard in awhile.

[HURRICANEBOB]

I'm gonna move to Alaska........atleast the folks up there give ya free drinks first.........

[RICHYD4U]

LMAO! Don't know what is funnier, the joke or the fact that Bob said he was going to move up there after hearing it! LMAO! (just playing Bob!)

Bob is right though, at least he offered drinks first, more than Obama does!

-Rich

[mhall]

Hey Pa, that one's got a purty moufh.

[HURRICANEBOB]

LMAO! Don't know what is funnier, the joke or the fact that Bob said he was going to move up there after hearing it! LMAO! (just playing Bob!)

Bob is right though, at least he offered drinks first, more than Obama does!

-Rich

Hey.......I meant I was going so I could watch........well.....and for the drinks

[RICHYD4U]

Hey.......I meant I was going so I could watch........well.....and for the drinks

LOL Bob! Free drinks are free drinks!

-Rich