Tyme's wife has been gone. A story

[Tyme2fish]

Tyme and Mrs. Tyme traveled to Tennessee this past weekend to see some friends. We spent an enjoyable weekend and Tyme traveled back home without his wife.

Our friend (female) wanted Mrs. Tyme to help her with home decor and painting, etc and I decided that I was not included in this project.

I drove home this recent Sunday and today is Thursday.

Well, a man (even retired and 60 years old) has certain male needs to be fulfilled. Should I "do" it by myself or wait till the Mrs. gets home to fulfill this need. She was supposed to arrive home yesterday so I called her today to find out when she was coming home. I definetly didn't want to be "caught in the act" doing the deed.

Well, I find out she won't be back home till Friday so I did the "deed" myself.


























I went ahead and washed the dishes.

[onemorecast56]

I`m not sayin a word!...Tyme your not right!

[Tim_T]

LMAO, I thought you meant laundry!

[HURRICANEBOB]

Don't anybody......ever again......I mean not even a hint.......EVER....tell me I give TMI.

Please tell me you are NOT from Nantucket......

So what happens when Mom arrives home and finds the ship has already sailed?

[mhall]

Don't anybody......ever again......I mean not even a hint.......EVER....tell me I give TMI.

Please tell me you are NOT from Nantucket......

So what happens when Mom arrives home and finds the ship has already sailed?

Yea and as old as that ship is it can only sail once every couple of weeks or so.

[DJD]

Yea and as old as that ship is it can only sail once every couple of weeks or so.

LOL this ain't right....