I bought my 2003 Tracker Deep V with a 90 Mercury New from Bass Pro Shops in Cincinnati and picked up the boat at the end of May 2003. I was not raised around boats, had never driven a boat, and only been in a boat a couple of times in my 35 years of living at that time. I had never pulled a boat or any other trailer for that matter except the occasional flatbed with tobacco on it with a tractor at my grandfathers. I show up in Cincy on a Wednesday late afternoon. The guy literally gives me a crash course on starting the boat, walks around and shows me some features and buttons. I am overwhelmed as it is because now I have to drive back thru Cincy during rush hour pulling my boat back to Frankfort. After turning some coal into diamonds with my butt cheeks on the scary drive back to the house it is now time to back it into the driveway. Dodge the mailboxes across the street, my mail box and other stuff and it took almost 45 minutes to jack-knife the boat into the driveway and get it situated. Cussing and Fussing all the way, embarrassed as the neighbors I know are looking and laughing the whole time - looking back at it I would have laughed at me too. Thursday late afternoon and my brother in law meets my wife and I at Guist Creek for the maiden voyage. He helps me a lot in backing and operating the boat but really how much running can you do at Guist Creek. After a couple of hours we took out and headed back home for another adventurous parking ordeal. The next day my wife and I both took off work and headed back to Guist Creek by ourselves. This is the day where my wife had stored her purse and camera in the back bait livewell and as I was playing with all the buttons filled the livewell and did not know it until it was time for her to get the camera out and take some pictures. The livewell works and it holds water PERFECTLY. New camera, cell phone, purse and all the trimmings is what that cost me. The next day and my brother in law wants to take me to Cumberland night fishing for Smallies and Stripers. With the massive experience of pulling my boat from Cincy to Frankfort in rush hour and 2 trips to Guist Creek from Frankfort under my belt, now it it time to head down 127 to hit the lake. We don't launch until almost 10pm, after dark on a lake that I have NEVER been on, and I idle out past the bouys (old ramp at the dam) and he says to turn left and head for the red light tower in the distance. I am idleing because I can see hardly anything, eyes have not adjusted to the darkness, new lake, new boat, new boat owner, hardly no experience behind the wheel, and he says "hit it". I said I can't see anything and he says we have 6 miles to go and you are wide open left and right. I say ok and off we go. 38mph, can't see, driving towards a light in the distance, lake I had never been on, driving at night, basically no boating experience at all, going full tilt boogie hoping to not hit anything - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? No state regulations or laws that I broke on any part of this story. No law that requires me to take a towing class, no law that requires me to take a boater safety course, no law that requires me to do anything to prevent me from doing everything that I did above. My boat goes 38mph and DOES NOT have any brakes on it. My Explorer goes 38mph and DOES have brakes on it. My boat does not have a roof or seat belts or anything else to keep me confined to the inside of the boat or seat as does my Explorer. 27 years ago when I wanted to operate a motor vehicle, I had to pass a written test, get a Drivers Permit which required a Liscensed Driver to be in the vehicle with me as I operated it for 30 days then pass a Driving Test before I was given a Liscense. But anyone can take $50,000 and buy a high performance boat that will travel 75mph+, pull it to the lake, launch, run and gun with no test of any kind given for any part of the equation. Something is wrong with this picture



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