Official Apology

[jcb]

I also have a small confession to make...

[mhall]

I also have a small confession to make...

Dock his pay immediately Peter.....

[bassin_bug]

Are we supposed to address you as "Father Geo" and say something like, "Father, I have sinned?" lol

Since we are all 'fessing up I guess I also have to come clean about a sexist comment, in reverse. A man hanging some gutters said to me, twice, that 'all women are dumb but I was the dumbest of them all.' We were arguing about him trying to change the Balance IN Design that I wanted. Sweetie Pie told him to cool it or he would find out that "Bug is no lady when you make her angry." The idiot just had to give it another try. I wiped down the storage building with his butt and it was he who ended up with a big melon and an injured back. I don't think I owe him an apology.

Sweetie Pie later told me that was the best fight he had seen since he quit going to a Redneck bar in Miami. lol

[Devils Horse]

I also have a small confession to make...

Knew it all along. PM me your phone number.

I call the guys in our fishing club ladies all the time. Sincerest apologies to all of womankind for that.

I call the guys at work a slang term that refers to a part of the female anatomy very frequently. I apologize for that too.

A lot of times I refer to largemouth and smallmouth bass in derogatory female terms. To any bass I've caught or hope to catch, and to women, I'm sorry.

Man, I feel better now.

[HURRICANEBOB]

"wiped down the storage building with his butt"

OMG......TG he had the capability to accommodate the creases in the siding.

New siding product "Butt Wipes"
"Siding you'd be proud to show your mother".
"Available at Lowes and Home Depot".

[redneckshadrap]

Please pass me the sack of panties so I can get a pair also...

[bassin_bug]

"wiped down the storage building with his butt"

OMG......TG he had the capability to accommodate the creases in the siding.

New siding product "Butt Wipes"
"Siding you'd be proud to show your mother".
"Available at Lowes and Home Depot".

Wrong! It's not "Butt Wipes;" it only takes one, ME, and I am not for sale. Owned by J-B and the 'B' isn't Bob.
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@ redneckshadrap, Would your brand of panties be Depends?

Toodle-doo little darlings. I can't be playing with you anymore today; I have 3 acres of grass to mow and it's not getting any cooler outside. Mmmwaaah!

[Devils Horse]

Please pass me the sack of panties so I can get a pair also...

Apparently JCB has some you can use. Looking at that picture, hopefully you get a used pair.

When you put em on be sure they don't get in wad.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Wrong! 'B' isn't Bob.
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Thank you for applauding and recognizing my taste in women. You have no idea how relieved I am. I was so concerned I might be misinterpreted.