The SUN causes global warming...........

[kygorski]

HAHAHAHAHA man I would love to hear how you came up with that???

Since you axed me, I'll tell yah[this may take some time] Befor huckleberry became governer, he was a preacher, I herd him read from the"good book". A little over 6000 years ago, god started makin all kind of stuff, stars,water, earth,bass, possums, turkeys. dears everything we like.And he was satified.Then he decided to make a big garden.Some think it was near Branson Ms.[mormons]and I think he called it the garden of eatin.He liked that also, but sumptin was missin. So he scaped a bunc of dirt together and made man. Called hin Atom.Couple days later he's walkin in the garden and sees Atom, Atom says "hey God" God says "hey atom wuz up?"Atom sez"I'm loansum" God thinks for a minute and sez "I'll get back to you on that" So he comes up to Atom and sez "this is gonna hurt for a minute now, and a whole lot later" So he snatches a rib outta Atom, and makes EVE. WOW sez Atom. Eve looks at him and sez"when was the last time you took a bath?" And then she looks at God and sez " aint you got something to do?" Like build a target or a walmart where I can get some underwear and shoes? God walks away and sez"Oh man" and he makes dogs and dog houses. Thats in the book almost More later

[GeoFisher]

Since you axed me, I'll tell yah[this may take some time] Befor huckleberry became governer, he was a preacher, I herd him read from the"good book". A little over 6000 years ago, god started makin all kind of stuff, stars,water, earth,bass, possums, turkeys. dears everything we like.And he was satified.Then he decided to make a big garden.Some think it was near Branson Ms.[mormons]and I think he called it the garden of eatin.He liked that also, but sumptin was missin. So he scaped a bunc of dirt together and made man. Called hin Atom.Couple days later he's walkin in the garden and sees Atom, Atom says "hey God" God says "hey atom wuz up?"Atom sez"I'm loansum" God thinks for a minute and sez "I'll get back to you on that" So he comes up to Atom and sez "this is gonna hurt for a minute now, and a whole lot later" So he snatches a rib outta Atom, and makes EVE. WOW sez Atom. Eve looks at him and sez"when was the last time you took a bath?" And then she looks at God and sez " aint you got something to do?" Like build a target or a walmart where I can get some underwear and shoes? God walks away and sez"Oh man" and he makes dogs and dog houses. Thats in the book almost More later

Man, you sure try to make people NOT want to read your posts.

If I wanted it in rednecklish.....I would have used Dialectizer......

The Dialectizer

later,

Geo.

[kygorski]

Many of my posts are ironic. I try to be funny, but dont always succede. I also know my spelling is getting worse.But I'm at the age where I dont take too many things seriously.