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  1. #1
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    One of the DUMBEST IDIOTIC things I ever done

    Like I need more injuries and trips to the hospital, but today I wrecked off a 4-wheeler going 47 mph. I am the DUMBEST IDIOTIC PATHETIC STUPID smart guy I know. Went to my Dads farm in Campton to celebrate my sons "Gotcha Day". This is the Day that my wife actually got Josh 9 years ago in the adoption process. He was 4 months old then and will be 10 in November. We were riding 4-wheelers and fishing to have a good time. My sister, brother and their families were there and I had to put a damper on it. I was riding a friend of my Dads 4-wheeler and this thing would fly. After about 15 minutes I was getting more comfortable, arrogant and cocky faster and faster. Topped this hill, down around a curve at 47 miles an hour and I hit a rut that threw the ATV to the right and me off the left side. Luckily, I hit head first, then hands and shoulder. Bounced a couple of times and slid on the gravel for a bit. Plus my left hand was last thing on the ATV whiched turned it back into the side I went off. The back tire ran over me on my left side the same side I had surgery 3 weeks ago. . Got a spot the size of a silver dollar skinned down to no skin left on my head, 2 other deep custom my head, shoulder embedded with gravel and left hand swollen so bad I am contiplaring cutting my wedding band off. My wife picked gravel out of my head and shoulder for over an hour. No doubt one of the top 5 stupidest things I ever done. Those that been down and those that are going down as they say. The first part of that is more painful than the second.

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    Yep that ranks right up there!!! You know what they say.... If your gonna be stupid you better be tough!! Hahaha I live by that motto because I have done some STUPID stuff!!! Glad your ok....well considering your injuries your well enough. I bet your gonna be one sore puppy for the next week.

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    ****,Elnut, I thought you were taking better care of yourself.

    Here's your sign.

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    I guess it's nice to know you were out having some fun... for a while, anyway.

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    Glad you live to tell! My mom done about the same thing, she rode my dirt bike when I was a kid with me on back and we slid down a gravel road with me on top of her! We picked gravel out of her for a while. Seems to me fishing is easier.

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    Yeah I'd put this one right up there with the bet you made with Parker.



    Sorry, it was just to easy to pass up.



    Get well my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pontooner View Post
    Yeah I'd put this one right up there with the bet you made with Parker.



    Sorry, it was just to easy to pass up.



    Get well my friend.
    Lost the bet with Parker but more importantly I had to cut my wedding band off with side cutters Saturday. My hand swelled horribly and mr ring finger turned Blue. Better to lose the band the finger

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    LOL, It least you are out having some dang fun and not laying in a stinking hospital bed...

    You'll be alright.............Rub some dirt on it and lets go....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhall View Post
    LOL, It least you are out having some dang fun and not laying in a stinking hospital bed...

    You'll be alright.............Rub some dirt on it and lets go....
    Still trying to get the dirt and gravel out of it. Went this morning to get xray and broke 2 ribs as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elnutsmalljaws View Post
    Still trying to get the dirt and gravel out of it. Went this morning to get xray and broke 2 ribs as well.
    You broke two ribs getting an X-ray? Things are rough for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by elnutsmalljaws View Post
    Still trying to get the dirt and gravel out of it. Went this morning to get xray and broke 2 ribs as well.
    **** boy..........Take it easy.

    Later,

    Geo

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    Quote Originally Posted by elnutsmalljaws View Post
    Still trying to get the dirt and gravel out of it. Went this morning to get xray and broke 2 ribs as well.
    **** boy..........Take it easy.

    Later,

    Geo

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