So anyway

[Devils Horse]

Moveon is telling his friend about his Airborne Ranger training many years ago...

Move: Yeah during parachute training I got right to plane door and I just couldn't jump. Couldn't do it.
Boyfriend: What happened?
Move: Well, the DI came up behind me and yelled boy I'm gay, and if you don't jump I'm gonna pop you right here and now!
Boyfriend: My goodness! Did you Jump?
Move: A little bit at first.

[dragmerc]

LOL
you should be on tv.
you're way better than anything i've seen lately.

[GeoFisher]

Moveon is telling his friend about his Airborne Ranger training many years ago...

Move: Yeah during parachute training I got right to plane door and I just couldn't jump. Couldn't do it.
Boyfriend: What happened?
Move: Well, the DI came up behind me and yelled boy I'm gay, and if you don't jump I'm gonna pop you right here and now!
Boyfriend: My goodness! Did you Jump?
Move: A little bit at first.

Oh My..........

[stripernut1]

popcorn is almost done cold drink in hand, just waiting for the show to begin...

[ZoraSpook]

Moveon is telling his friend about his Airborne Ranger training many years ago...

Move: Yeah during parachute training I got right to plane door and I just couldn't jump. Couldn't do it.
Boyfriend: What happened?
Move: Well, the DI came up behind me and yelled boy I'm gay, and if you don't jump I'm gonna pop you right here and now!
Boyfriend: My goodness! Did you Jump?
Move: A little bit at first.

And I hear he forgot the basics of the parachute landing fall:

[ZoraSpook]

Oh My..........

Its okay. He was jumping at Fort Benning and under GA laws he was okay to get the pregnancy terminated.

[Devils Horse]

Move decided to try the other side, and he brought his prospective girlfriend a dozen roses.

Former girlfriend: Guess you expect me to spend the next 3 days on my back with my feet in the air now.
Move: Don't you have a vase?

[Moveon]

Moveon is telling his friend about his Airborne Ranger training many years ago...

Move: Yeah during parachute training I got right to plane door and I just couldn't jump. Couldn't do it.
Boyfriend: What happened?
Move: Well, the DI came up behind me and yelled boy I'm gay, and if you don't jump I'm gonna pop you right here and now!
Boyfriend: My goodness! Did you Jump?
Move: A little bit at first.

I heard that Devils Horse walked into a bar. He sat down at the bar and when the Bar Keep came over to see what he wanted to drink he said he wanted a Bloody Mary. He claimed to have just got off work at the CIA and was wanting to hit some pussy. The Bloody Marry was the closest he could get to a real pussy. Poor boy. I mean with hair like his no woman would even give him a chance. Go get a haircut you fool.

[Devils Horse]

I heard that Devils Horse walked into a bar. He sat down at the bar and when the Bar Keep came over to see what he wanted to drink he said he wanted a Bloody Mary. He claimed to have just got off work at the CIA and was wanting to hit some pussy. The Bloody Marry was the closest he could get to a real pussy. Poor boy. I mean with hair like his no woman would even give him a chance. Go get a haircut you fool.

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

[Moveon]

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

So I didn't have to waste time making it more complicated as it would just fly right over your weird hair.

[GeoFisher]

I heard that Devils Horse walked into a bar. He sat down at the bar and when the Bar Keep came over to see what he wanted to drink he said he wanted a Bloody Mary. He claimed to have just got off work at the CIA and was wanting to hit some pussy. The Bloody Marry was the closest he could get to a real pussy. Poor boy. I mean with hair like his no woman would even give him a chance. Go get a haircut you fool.

What in the flying eff boy.........

Did you have an aneurism or something.......

[GeoFisher]

Weak effort, Move, I expected better from you.

So Move walks into a bar, he's got this little leprechaun sitting on his shoulder.
Plops down and orders a beer.
Bartender sits it down on the bar, and the lep jumps down off Move's shoulder and kicks it over.
He orders another one, same thing happens, lep jumps down and kicks it over.
Bartender: What's the deal bud?
Move: Found this lamp rubbed it, and a genie popped out...said I could have one wish. Told him I wanted a 12 inch prick.

Hahahahahahha..............now, THAT is how it's done MoveOn.