If I Die First

[bassin_bug]

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing the aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger that herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

[greenriverman1]

That's OK bug it is a man thing. If our wives were to sadly die first we would want to let them know that we would try our best to be as happy as we could with out them.

[HURRICANEBOB]

That's OK bug it is a man thing. If our wives were to sadly die first we would want to let them know that we would try our best to be as happy as we could with out them.

OMG......I'm getting it all wrong..........I was doing that while she's still here so she could rest easy at night. And, so that if she had concerns, I could explain them to her.........

uh-ooooooh........she bought me a 9mm semi for my birthday, but she keeps it in her night stand........is that bad?

[roadrunner]

Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing the aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger that herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

If your dad is not careful he will die first.

Beep Beep

[bassin_bug]

If your dad is not careful he will die first.

Beep Beep

That was just a joke I copied. My dad has been dead since I was very young and my mother died a couple of years ago. She never dated or remarried after he died.

I was telling that joke to my husband yesterday morning at breakfast. He said, "Well, I will die first but will leave you at least half a million dollars for you and the guys at work to have a 'going away' party for me." I said, "When will you be making the deposit, and please don't put it in my trust fund; I'll be needing some ready cash."

Yesterday afternoon about 6 pm, on his way home from work, he called and said, "Remember that joke we were laughing about at breakfast? I should have made that bank deposit today." I asked him why and he said, "DON'T COME UP HERE, but I was going around a curve and a speeding wrecker came over on my side and crashed into me." I asked if he was injured and he said, "No, don't start the party yet," and I answered, "You didn't think I was going to take out a loan did you?" Then he said, "You won't believe this but the guy that hit me was a Repo man." I asked him if he told the guy he was trying to repo the wrong vehicle.

[greenriverman1]

I'm happy for you and him that he was not hurt. I new it was a joke and had a good laugh out of it. Take care of each other bug.

[bassin_bug]

I'm happy for you and him that he was not hurt. I new it was a joke and had a good laugh out of it. Take care of each other bug.

We take good care of each other. We are both so spoiled nobody else would have us.

[greenriverman1]

We take good care of each other. We are both so spoiled nobody else would have us.

My wife and I are working on 31 years and have found that you are right that you do have to take care of each other. We are blessed.

[roadrunner]

That was just a joke I copied. My dad has been dead since I was very young and my mother died a couple of years ago. She never dated or remarried after he died.

I was telling that joke to my husband yesterday morning at breakfast. He said, "Well, I will die first but will leave you at least half a million dollars for you and the guys at work to have a 'going away' party for me." I said, "When will you be making the deposit, and please don't put it in my trust fund; I'll be needing some ready cash."

Yesterday afternoon about 6 pm, on his way home from work, he called and said, "Remember that joke we were laughing about at breakfast? I should have made that bank deposit today." I asked him why and he said, "DON'T COME UP HERE, but I was going around a curve and a speeding wrecker came over on my side and crashed into me." I asked if he was injured and he said, "No, don't start the party yet," and I answered, "You didn't think I was going to take out a loan did you?" Then he said, "You won't believe this but the guy that hit me was a Repo man." I asked him if he told the guy he was trying to repo the wrong vehicle.

I went home and told my wife of 42 years that if she dies first I would get me three young widow women to move in with me------I don't think I'm going to have to buy a Christmas gift this year.

[elnutsmalljaws]

I went home and told my wife of 42 years that if she dies first I would get me three young widow women to move in with me------I don't think I'm going to have to buy a Christmas gift this year.

Steve, You might be spending Christmas on your houseboat at Ky Lake. I will tell you what, if that happens, call me and I will get in trouble kicked out of the house and come and stay with you and we will just fish our sorrows away. I know you don't like the cold so you might just have to stay in the houseboat and give me the keys to your Ranger and I will fish by myself. I will make this sacrifice for the both of us, running that REALLY NICE boat of yours up and down Ky looking for a good Smallie that will pull my FNF bobber under.

[roadrunner]

Steve, You might be spending Christmas on your houseboat at Ky Lake. I will tell you what, if that happens, call me and I will get in trouble kicked out of the house and come and stay with you and we will just fish our sorrows away. I know you don't like the cold so you might just have to stay in the houseboat and give me the keys to your Ranger and I will fish by myself. I will make this sacrifice for the both of us, running that REALLY NICE boat of yours up and down Ky looking for a good Smallie that will pull my FNF bobber under.

Elnut we can FNF off the back of the house boat and you can fix breakfast on the way to our first spot.

[Tim_T]

------I don't think I'm going to have to buy a Christmas gift this year.

Roadrunner, I have an elderly couple that live across the street from me and the man told me he wasn't going to buy his wife a Christmas present this year, because she never used what he got her last Christmas. I asked him what he bought her last year and he said a cemetery plot. I almost fell off the porch.