Why thank you Mark how nice of you but I cant be President as I wasnt born in the States and not an American. Hey wait, I hear the current one's birth place is questionable.

I think Don would make a good President and I will be Vice. Now what exactly does the Vice do anyway? Do I get to play with the nice looking male interns?

We look forward to your vote. We will invent a new political party and we shall call it "The Non Politically Correct" Party where we say and do whats on our mind without worrying about offending everybody.
