How Sweet It Is

[DJD]

When Alabama plays the Gamecocks in three weeks it's gonna really show the strength of both teams. Then it's UK's turn to play the Gamecocks.
I'm with Brian I want to see the SEC smack Ohio State around....again!

[walkeraviator]

Loks liek Spurrier will have the Cats number again... but on a positive note maybe we can break our losing streak against Tennessee... cuz they look awful...

[MrSplitshot]

... but on a positive note maybe we can break our losing streak against Tennessee... cuz they look awful...

As much as I hate those orange wearing sons of....

I automatically mark this with "L" on our schedule every year. We've lost 25 years in a row, which is the longest loosing streak among teams that play each other annually. We've had every opportunity over my lifetime of watching UK vs UT Football and I've yet to witness it. We are cursed, plain and simple. Maybe it's Bear Bryant's curse, as some suggest...I dunno. For too many years I've been in the "this is the year" camp. No more. I'll watch, I'll scream like a rabid dog after a t-bone steak, but I'll go in completely expecting a LOSS. And if the past is any indication, it will be a heartbreaking loss, near the end of the game, or in OT, where we have the opportunity to win laid out on a golden platter and **** it up! LOL

This year, it's in Knoxville.

If we win, I'll eat my hat. And trust me, I'd love to have to eat my hat.

[bassin_bug]

As much as I hate those orange wearing sons of....

I automatically mark this with "L" on our schedule every year. We've lost 25 years in a row, which is the longest loosing streak among teams that play each other annually. We've had every opportunity over my lifetime of watching UK vs UT Football and I've yet to witness it. We are cursed, plain and simple. Maybe it's Bear Bryant's curse, as some suggest...I dunno. For too many years I've been in the "this is the year" camp. No more. I'll watch, I'll scream like a rabid dog after a t-bone steak, but I'll go in completely expecting a LOSS. And if the past is any indication, it will be a heartbreaking loss, near the end of the game, or in OT, where we have the opportunity to win laid out on a golden platter and **** it up! LOL

This year, it's in Knoxville.

If we win, I'll eat my hat. And trust me, I'd love to have to eat my hat.

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Would you like fries with that?
Last weekend Tennessee played like a bunch of old ladies from the nursing home.

[MrSplitshot]

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Would you like fries with that?
Last weekend Tennessee played like a bunch of old ladies from the nursing home.

Then if history is any indication, UK will play like a bunch of old ladies from the nursing home....on walkers. We will manage to be just slightly worse than wherever Ewe-Tee sets the bar.

[Tim_T]

As much as I hate those orange wearing sons of....

I automatically mark this with "L" on our schedule every year. We've lost 25 years in a row, which is the longest loosing streak among teams that play each other annually. We've had every opportunity over my lifetime of watching UK vs UT Football and I've yet to witness it. We are cursed, plain and simple. Maybe it's Bear Bryant's curse, as some suggest...I dunno. For too many years I've been in the "this is the year" camp. No more. I'll watch, I'll scream like a rabid dog after a t-bone steak, but I'll go in completely expecting a LOSS. And if the past is any indication, it will be a heartbreaking loss, near the end of the game, or in OT, where we have the opportunity to win laid out on a golden platter and **** it up! LOL

This year, it's in Knoxville.

If we win, I'll eat my hat. And trust me, I'd love to have to eat my hat.

I understand the sentiment Split, but honestly if UK doesn't get them this year I don't know what to say. Matt Simms is UT's quarterback, he is a transfer from Louisville and the son of Phil Simms. The guy couldn't not beat out Justin Burke and Adam Froman for the starting QB position when Louisville's QB talent is the worst it has been since before Howard the Pipe was here. He has a hideous sidearm release and constantly gets balls batted down at the line of scrimmage.

[mhall]

I understand the sentiment Split, but honestly if UK doesn't get them this year I don't know what to say. Matt Simms is UT's quarterback, he is a transfer from Louisville and the son of Phil Simms. The guy couldn't not beat out Justin Burke and Adam Froman for the starting QB position when Louisville's QB talent is the worst it has been since before Howard the Pipe was here. He has a hideous sidearm release and constantly gets balls batted down at the line of scrimmage.

Does he still smoke the juice like a chimney in January? That boy hit's a Bong more than Cheech Martin, lol.

[MrSplitshot]

When Alabama plays the Gamecocks in three weeks it's gonna really show the strength of both teams. Then it's UK's turn to play the Gamecocks.

I hope that the Alabama vs South Carolina game is a slug-fest that goes into 9 overtimes....and that Alabama comes out on top. That way, the Gamecocks can come into Lexington beat up, missing some tail-feathers, and deflated. That's the only way we'll get them. lol

[roadrunner]

Tim T what are the chances I'm going to hear from Bug? Please remember I did not write these and some may not be very appropiate however I thought there were some we could all enjoy so I put my neck on the chopping block. on second thought I chickened out and deleted a couple.

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN - FOOTBALL TRUTHS ...


(1) What does the average Univ. of Florida player get on his SATs?
........Drool.


(2)
(3)
(4) How do you get an Ohio State graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
....Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Texas Longhorn football
player's life?
........His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.


(9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
....... Durham , North Carolina. He knew that the police would
never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!


AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash).....

(11) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

[Tim_T]

Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Mark, you are noyt lying about Simms, that kid loves the chronic. I wish I could find those pics we had of him at the party hitting the bong LOL!

[roadrunner]

[QUOTE=Tim_T;426979]Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Yes but does she chew tobaky?

[bassin_bug]

[QUOTE=roadrunner;426988]

Those are good RR and I beleive Bug has a sense of humor.

Yes but does she chew tobaky?

WHAT?!! Me chew tobackey and stain these $10k pearly whites? Not on your life. If I make a brown ring around my Sweetie Pie's mouth or anywhere else......it's chocolate.