Why I am fat

[RICHYD4U]

ABSOLUTE TRUE STORY

I started laughing and he said "everytime I go it is a 50/50 proposition in trying to get a 2 inch weiner thru 4 inches if clothes".

LMAO...now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

-Rich

[HURRICANEBOB]

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

Naw, weed wacker and a Boca Grip!

[elnutsmalljaws]

Naw, weed wacker and a Boca Grip!

YOU WISH!! Hell, we all WISH!!!! Much better to have a little extra and not use it then to need a bit more but none to give. Sort of like a "savings account or emergency fund"

[bassin_bug]

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

They would have to be way more sensitive than they are to locate some of the "Studs" here. You would have a better chance with a Dud Locator.