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You must see Nancy every time you squat on the toilet to pee.![]()
Then you need see a shrink do.
Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a mental health condition marked by unstable emotions, a distorted self-image and an overwhelming desire to be noticed. People with HPD often behave dramatically or inappropriately to get attention.
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Yea that's right, you need to be in the physic hospital and sedated for the rest of your life.
Move: What kind of car does a Chinese eye doctor drive?
Everyone: We don't know.
Move: A cataract.
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q: What kind of truck should you use to cross flooded roads?
a: A FORD
q: What kind of truck is known for having the most accidents?
a: A RAM, because they can't DODGE.
q: Why are Toyota Trucks so crappie?
a: Because they are a T-R-D and are only missing you (U).
COP: Why are you stopped in the middle of the highway?
Buzzy: I got new tires for my truck so I can't drive it any more.
COP: OK.....aaaaaaaaa......and why not?
Buzzy: I can't drive it because its now "RETIRED".
How can you tell if a motorcycle is made in Italy?
Answer: When you turn the key to start it it goes dego-dego-dego and when the engine starts its idles like whop....whop.....whop.
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Ouch!q: What kind of truck should you use to cross flooded roads?
a: A FORD
q: What kind of truck is known for having the most accidents?
a: A RAM, because they can't DODGE.
q: Why are Toyota Trucks so crappie?
a: Because they are a T-R-D and are only missing you (U).
COP: Why are you stopped in the middle of the highway?
Buzzy: I got new tires for my truck so I can't drive it any more.
COP: OK.....aaaaaaaaa......and why not?
Buzzy: I can't drive it because its now "RETIRED".
How can you tell if a motorcycle is made in Italy?
Answer: When you turn the key to start it it goes dego-dego-dego and when the engine starts its idles like whop....whop.....whop.
Don't forget to tip your waitress, folks.
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