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Thats funny as heck right there.Originally Posted by Tyme2fish
Doug replaced the impeller on my boat motor last year, so I have met him in person.
My wristwatch immediately stopped working when I shook his hand. My cell phone went dead in order to avoid any photo op.
I have since met him on the river and all electronics on my boat seized up until he was 100 yards away. My digital camera hid in my glove box for three days and refused to be found. It was afraid it would have to capture his image. Oh, the humanity.
Here's a song my uncles used to sing that is a tribute to Doug.
" Oh, they call me ugly and that's my name.
They put my picture in the hall of shame.
That's just where it aught to be.
Cause they're ain't nobody as ugly as me."
Well Doug sure is an ugly man,
He drinks from a special cup.
He has a great big upper lip.
But his lower lip covers it up."
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tyme, you are timeless, lol.
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Tyme, that is an instant classic song. I could feel myself dancing to it. Plus it fits oh Doug to a TDoug replaced the impeller on my boat motor last year, so I have met him in person.
My wristwatch immediately stopped working when I shook his hand. My cell phone went dead in order to avoid any photo op.
I have since met him on the river and all electronics on my boat seized up until he was 100 yards away. My digital camera hid in my glove box for three days and refused to be found. It was afraid it would have to capture his image. Oh, the humanity.
Here's a song my uncles used to sing that is a tribute to Doug.
" Oh, they call me ugly and that's my name.
They put my picture in the hall of shame.
That's just where it aught to be.
Cause they're ain't nobody as ugly as me."
Well Doug sure is an ugly man,
He drinks from a special cup.
He has a great big upper lip.
But his lower lip covers it up."
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Dang, he is coming over to my house tonight to look at my trolling motor, I guess I should tell the wife and children to run not walk to the house next door when he gets there, so they can not look upon the face that has spawned so many terrible messages!
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Wouldn't help Doug, you would just be ugly but with a full set of teeth!
you guys kill me!.....I love it!
I don't know....I think he's kinda cute.
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well hurricanebob, it nice of you to say those kind words, in favor of Doug. but it seams most of the guys that know him. are looking at him from a different angle than you are. I know one thing about him, he sure can catch some full grown fish. and I couldn't help but wonder, what would Tim Farmer look like beside a Big Blue Cat like that. and theirs no reason, not to know. because we all know that Tim Farmer isn't camera shy. and we all know Doug can flat catch the big cats, and now that Doug is featured on the cover of Fishin.com he is more famous, than any doctor or governor. so now that Doug is in the class with the elite, we may see him on ky afield. showing us how he catches the big blue cats, that he stands holding in the pictures on the cover of FISHIN.COM
Hey this beats the cover of the Rolling Stone magazine
ahhhhh......I usually see him in a boat.....and you?
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