Why I am fat

[HURRICANEBOB]

We refer to it as your "dickiedoo"...cause you know it sticks out farther then...well...

-Rich

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH....HAAAAAAAAAH! I have a mirror with a long handle.

"I can see clearly now the brain is gone. I can see passed all obstacles in my way....."

NEWS FLASH: Satelite imagery has just confirmed. "Bin Hangin" is dead!

[elnutsmalljaws]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH....HAAAAAAAAAH! I have a mirror with a long handle.

"I can see clearly now the brain is gone. I can see passed all obstacles in my way....."

NEWS FLASH: Satelite imagery has just confirmed. "Bin Hangin" is dead!

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

[elnutsmalljaws]

ABSOLUTE TRUE STORY

A few years back I was the Operations Manager for a company in Shelbyville. The plant floor was open and of course not climate controlled. One ice cold winter day my first shift supervisor of the front building came into my office and he was shaking his insulated coverall leg and I said what did you do? He said he went to take a leak and he thought he was urinating in the urinal until he felt the warm sensation soaking down his leg into his boots. I started laughing and he said "everytime I go it is a 50/50 proposition in trying to get a 2 inch weiner thru 4 inches if clothes".

To this day I still remember that story. God Rest His Soul for that man passed away a couple of years ago and I still think of him often.

[RICHYD4U]

ABSOLUTE TRUE STORY

I started laughing and he said "everytime I go it is a 50/50 proposition in trying to get a 2 inch weiner thru 4 inches if clothes".

LMAO...now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

-Rich

[HURRICANEBOB]

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

Naw, weed wacker and a Boca Grip!

[elnutsmalljaws]

Naw, weed wacker and a Boca Grip!

YOU WISH!! Hell, we all WISH!!!! Much better to have a little extra and not use it then to need a bit more but none to give. Sort of like a "savings account or emergency fund"

[bassin_bug]

Does that long handled mirror come with a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass? I have a tendency of pulling the wrong hair and tinkling down my leg.

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

[elnutsmalljaws]

Lowe's sells Stud Locators.

They would have to be way more sensitive than they are to locate some of the "Studs" here. You would have a better chance with a Dud Locator.

[ElectricSLT]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH....HAAAAAAAAAH! I have a mirror with a long handle.

"I can see clearly now the brain is gone. I can see passed all obstacles in my way....."

NEWS FLASH: Satelite imagery has just confirmed. "Bin Hangin" is dead!

You all got to quit this!!! I'm laughing so hard someone is likely to have me committed!


I don't like the term "overweight" - I prefer "under tall"!